I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
pray to the hookup gods
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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