lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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