everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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