THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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