I am puke
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Randomize
