He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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