so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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