don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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