god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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