That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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