look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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