Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
