Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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