I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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