Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
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Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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