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Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead

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(925): Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead http://tfl.nu/949y

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(281): View more from Texas

Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.

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(281): Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body. http://tfl.nu/21yt

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

From behind she looks like Richard Simmons

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(608): From behind she looks like Richard Simmons http://tfl.nu/z6dn

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(843): View more from South Carolina

and my herpes radar will keep us safe

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(843): and my herpes radar will keep us safe http://tfl.nu/p103

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(205): View more from Alabama

I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more

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(205): I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more http://tfl.nu/noxu

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(585): View more from New York

My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.

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(585): My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon. http://tfl.nu/q628

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(949): View more from California

Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.

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(949): Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later. http://tfl.nu/ckzf

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

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(402): he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off http://tfl.nu/4yxi

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????

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(704): How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How???? http://tfl.nu/5jk2

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.

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(615): Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls. http://tfl.nu/rbr1

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(928): View more from Arizona

He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero

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(928): He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero http://tfl.nu/1qw2

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.

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(252): Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips. http://tfl.nu/vfz4

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(713): View more from Texas

I just got carded by a ten year old.

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(713): I just got carded by a ten year old. http://tfl.nu/ytwr

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(317): View more from Indiana

Regret, thy taste is box wine.

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(317): Regret, thy taste is box wine. http://tfl.nu/587h

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.

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(608): He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love. http://tfl.nu/9m9h

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