i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.