i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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