Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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