how do flat chested girls get laid?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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