I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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