white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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