he puts the penis in happiness.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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