We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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