We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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