Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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