When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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