sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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