My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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