a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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