everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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