Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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