How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The struggles of a small town man whore
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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