i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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