It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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