I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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