and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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