White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
