that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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