yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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