how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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