I wannas sexs uuuuu
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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