She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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