Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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