But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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