I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
As shirtless as possible
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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