Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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