Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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