I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Randomize
