he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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