I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
