What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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