I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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