some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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