Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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