I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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