you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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